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#2561 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 1:27:33 AM(UTC)

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Yawar Bhai ye Pathan nahi ho sakta. Yaqeen na aae to Fatima Khan se poochch le !!!!

 

yawar saeed wrote:

molvi nammaz mai " khayal rakhe saf bandi mai kisi ka per line se agay na jaye "

khan sahab " ku molvi sahab kia no ball ho jaye ga....?? "
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pipli Offline
#2562 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:44:19 AM(UTC)

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hahahaha
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Chalakoo Offline
#2563 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:40:37 PM(UTC)

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2Frnds afta gvng exam
Frnd1:yar,papr konsa tha
fnd2:Math ka
Fnd1:Mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha
Fnd2:Chal be
Fnd1: phr
Fnd2:Sath wali bchi k hath me calculatr dkha tha

 

 



1 to 3 class student:
hey! I studied everything for exam!
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4 to 6: that question was very hard so i left only that question!
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7 to 9- read only imp questions!
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10 to 11- i think 4 chaptrs r enough to get pass!
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12 class- yar kal exam kiska ha?
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and in UNIVERSITIES
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oyeeeeeee bta to dete aj paper he..
Mere pas to pen b nahi hai
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Chalakoo Offline
#2564 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:41:15 PM(UTC)

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Allama Iqbal ne parinday se poochha: “Kia tumhein Aasmaan se girne ka der Nahi hota..?”
Parinda bola: “Yaar Iqbal !Teri mehrbani , inna na sochia kr..”








Height of Mis understanding:

Biwi Ghusay me:

Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar chor k Ja rahi hun"
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Husband:

"Jan Choro! Khuda k wastay".

Biwi wapas atay huay:"1 To ap ki Adat Boht Buri hai. Hamesha Jaan keh k aur Khuda K wastey De k rok letey hain
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Jia Offline
#2565 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:54:41 PM(UTC)

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cheekooo khala ap ne phir apne zamanays k Olds olds jokes shares kiye ;) lol

وَقُل رَّبِّ ٱرۡحَمۡهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِى صَغِيرً۬ا
اے میرے رب جس طرح انہوں(والدین) نے مجھے بچپن سےپالا ہے اسی طرح تو بھی ان پر رحم فرما
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Chalakoo Offline
#2566 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 12:58:13 PM(UTC)

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g kyun k old is gold
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smiling-kanwal@hotmail.com Offline
#2567 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 11:50:17 PM(UTC)

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Nice jokes
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Jia Offline
#2568 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 7:43:39 AM(UTC)

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-*MEDICAL GHAZAL*-

Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen,
Tamam Dawain Bachon Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhen,

Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo Karen,
Tabiyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen,

Hamari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karen,
Syrup Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen,

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jab Us Ki Doli,
Subha Dopaher Sham Aik Aik Goli,

Dil mera Ishq Karne Pe RazaMand rahe ga,
Juma K Din Clinic Band rahe ga...

وَقُل رَّبِّ ٱرۡحَمۡهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِى صَغِيرً۬ا
اے میرے رب جس طرح انہوں(والدین) نے مجھے بچپن سےپالا ہے اسی طرح تو بھی ان پر رحم فرما
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buttercup Offline
#2569 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 7:59:50 AM(UTC)

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wah wah subhanAllah.......jia very nice poetry.......keep it up dear
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#2570 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:04:27 AM(UTC)

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Jia,

Maaza aa gaya yeh ghazal parh ker. Keep posting more.

Thanks
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Jia Offline
#2571 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:37:01 AM(UTC)

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hahahaaha

وَقُل رَّبِّ ٱرۡحَمۡهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِى صَغِيرً۬ا
اے میرے رب جس طرح انہوں(والدین) نے مجھے بچپن سےپالا ہے اسی طرح تو بھی ان پر رحم فرما
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#2572 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 1:02:04 PM(UTC)

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#2573 Posted : Friday, October 28, 2011 11:29:47 PM(UTC)

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waqiya maza aa geya gazal perh ker
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Jia Offline
#2574 Posted : Saturday, October 29, 2011 6:12:28 AM(UTC)

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Angel

وَقُل رَّبِّ ٱرۡحَمۡهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِى صَغِيرً۬ا
اے میرے رب جس طرح انہوں(والدین) نے مجھے بچپن سےپالا ہے اسی طرح تو بھی ان پر رحم فرما
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#2575 Posted : Sunday, October 30, 2011 1:15:08 PM(UTC)

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zabardust ghazal hai jia...:D
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#2576 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:28:25 PM(UTC)

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Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar
Jabb kam wali maasi NE kaha:

Way menu v Facebook te add kar Le...
Massi_jhadoo_pocha_at_yaho_dot_com
ZAHWA ANJUM
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zahwa anjum Offline
#2577 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:34:41 PM(UTC)

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Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad Ho Gayi . .

Boy: Main Kon As Tere Pyar Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..
ZAHWA ANJUM
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#2578 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:17:20 AM(UTC)

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wao thanks,its so cool,

very funny,he he he
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A little Star Offline
#2579 Posted : Wednesday, February 15, 2012 3:16:10 AM(UTC)

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slaam.................

 

mai ap se aik joke share kr rai hon.........umeed hai pasand aye ga

 

 

4 patha sair krney bahir jatey hai wahan pohanch kr unko yad ata hai k pepsi tou hum gher hi bhool aye...

 

phir wo apney aik sathi jisko chotha pathan kehtey they sab usko boltey hai k ghar se pepsi lai ao chota pathan janey se pehley un se wada laita hai k merey aney tak samosey nai khana baqi 3 pathan kehtey hai theek hai ..

 

sham ho jati hai .....aur bohot ghantey guzer jatey hai 3no pathano ko bhook lagti hai sochtey chotey pathan n ana bhi hai k nai wo samosey khaney k liye jaisey hi hath barhatey hai .....

 

chotha pathan drakht k peechey se nikal kr bolta hai yar ager tum aisa kro gey tou mai pepsi lainey nai jaon ga...............

SORRY for all who disappointed from my any post..........
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#2580 Posted : Friday, February 24, 2012 7:23:58 AM(UTC)

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woh aj bhi sardi main maar rahi hai

..............faraz.............

main ne aik bar kaha tha
tum swater k bagar katrina kaif lagti ho
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