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Mohammad Anwar Offline
#2641 Posted : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:43:00 AM(UTC)

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[quote=Dandelion]

he he he he he he he


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#2642 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2012 11:01:59 AM(UTC)

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hehehehe:P:( Allah reham kare

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#2643 Posted : Sunday, June 24, 2012 1:06:25 AM(UTC)

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Mirza ghalib ko aam bahut pasand thei aik martaba


wo aam kha rahe thei aur chilke ghar ki deewar se bahir


phaink rahe thai bahir aik ghaddha khara tha jo chilke soong


kar chala gya khuch dost jinko aam pasand naheen thei


pas baithe thei bole dekheeye mirza sahab aam tau ghaddhe


bhi naheen khate mirza bole beshak ghadde aam naheen khate...........

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#2644 Posted : Thursday, July 05, 2012 12:30:36 AM(UTC)

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[quote=Dandelion]

Mirza ghalib ko aam bahut pasand thei aik martaba


wo aam kha rahe thei aur chilke ghar ki deewar se bahir


phaink rahe thai bahir aik ghaddha khara tha jo chilke soong


kar chala gya khuch dost jinko aam pasand naheen thei


pas baithe thei bole dekheeye mirza sahab aam tau ghaddhe


bhi naheen khate mirza bole beshak ghadde aam naheen khate...........

he he he he he he he........


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#2645 Posted : Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:29:35 AM(UTC)

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#2646 Posted : Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:14:17 AM(UTC)

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A junior in a office , dialed boss number by mistake and said : hey send a coffee in my office in 2 minute.

Boss shouted : do u know with whom you are talking ?

Junior : No

Boss : I am boss of this office .

Junior in the same tune : Do you know with whom you are talking?

Boss : No 

Junior said : Thank God and disconnected :D

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#2647 Posted : Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:23:39 AM(UTC)

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#2648 Posted : Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:32:52 AM(UTC)

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Photo: aaj se studies band ....................

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#2649 Posted : Monday, July 09, 2012 1:35:56 AM(UTC)

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[quote=Dandelion]

A junior in a office , dialed boss number by mistake and said : hey send a coffee in my office in 2 minute.

Boss shouted : do u know with whom you are talking ?

Junior : No

Boss : I am boss of this office .

Junior in the same tune : Do you know with whom you are talking?

Boss : No 

Junior said : Thank God and disconnected :D

Thanks God it wasnt me.......he he he he he  


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#2650 Posted : Monday, July 09, 2012 1:39:34 AM(UTC)

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[quote=Dandelion]

Photo

Click the start button and you will find the " Any Key"....he he he he he  


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#2651 Posted : Monday, July 09, 2012 1:42:25 AM(UTC)

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[quote=Dandelion]

Photo: aaj se studies band ....................

Nice Algebra........he he he he he.....This is the reason shy I always

failed...... he he he he     


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#2652 Posted : Monday, July 09, 2012 1:45:39 AM(UTC)

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#2653 Posted : Monday, July 09, 2012 2:30:17 AM(UTC)

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Thank you uncle. Aur ap ny jo last mein post ki ha  woh nazar nahi a rahe ha.

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#2654 Posted : Wednesday, July 11, 2012 12:44:05 AM(UTC)

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[quote=Dandelion]

Thank you uncle. Aur ap ny jo last mein post ki ha  woh nazar nahi a rahe ha.

Dobara dekhen. Muje to nazar aa raha hai. Ye image hai ,load

hone mai kuch time leta hai.


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#2655 Posted : Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:19:21 AM(UTC)

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#2656 Posted : Tuesday, August 07, 2012 2:16:00 AM(UTC)

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#2657 Posted : Wednesday, August 08, 2012 9:27:02 PM(UTC)

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ص A child asked his father: when you failed in your examination what grand did?
Father replied: he beat me!
Child asked: and when grand father failed in his exams what his father did?
Father replied: he beat him too.
Child said: "Aain aba jaan aaj es zaalimana rasum ko khtum kerty hain.....;) ;p
Hijaab is our rightful culture
And if nakedness is civilization!!!!
Then animals are more civilized!!!!!!
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#2658 Posted : Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:29:11 AM(UTC)

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#2659 Posted : Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:37:07 AM(UTC)

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#2660 Posted : Sunday, December 02, 2012 1:46:34 AM(UTC)

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